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PostSubject: Retardation guide for Dummies   Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:55 pm

In this guide we'll discuss the subject as to "How to be Retarded" in 10 quick steps.

1. You Create an account named Sutekhismygawd
2. You create a hunter and name it Noblebeastx
3. You login and express your excitement of being able to successfully using over 500 words on the subject while writting a PHD on Astrophysics
4. Then you beg the best guild on the server to invite using various methods like cocksucking, asskissing and pussylicking
5. Then you join the guild and offer to help the server in order to suck up to the GM of the guild and lifetime of wanking on her avatar.
6. Once you decide you've sucked enough you go and start being cocky instantly gaining 500 selfconfidence
7. Then you start Flaming slowly just random guild members trying to prove to yourself you got the cojones
8. Once you convice yourself enough you start flaming the guild officers to prove you got even bigger cojones
9. Once you convince yourself you're not expendable you start flaming GMs accusing them of random ****
10. Once you get kicked from every guild out there you decide to be the sole member of your own guild while getting all your alter egos as members so they can tell you how awesome while retarded you are.
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PostSubject: Re: Retardation guide for Dummies   Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:57 pm

SUTEKH IS LAW!!!!
SUTEKH IS GOD!!!
SUTEKH IS THE BEST!!!
SUTEKH IS ONLY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Retardation guide for Dummies   Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:57 pm

beatit wrote:
In this guide we'll discuss the subject as to "How to be Retarded" in 10 quick steps.

1. You Create an account named Sutekhismygawd
2. You create a hunter and name it Noblebeastx
3. You login and express your excitement of being able to successfully using over 500 words on the subject while writting a PHD on Astrophysics
4. Then you beg the best guild on the server to invite using various methods like cocksucking, asskissing and pussylicking
5. Then you join the guild and offer to help the server in order to suck up to the GM of the guild and lifetime of wanking on her avatar.
6. Once you decide you've sucked enough you go and start being cocky instantly gaining 500 selfconfidence
7. Then you start Flaming slowly just random guild members trying to prove to yourself you got the cojones
8. Once you convice yourself enough you start flaming the guild officers to prove you got even bigger cojones
9. Once you convince yourself you're not expendable you start flaming GMs accusing them of random ****
10. Once you get kicked from every guild out there you decide to be the sole member of your own guild while getting all your alter egos as members so they can tell you how awesome while retarded you are.


HEY I KNOW THIS GUY!
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PostSubject: Re: Retardation guide for Dummies   Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:58 pm

Lee wrote:
SUTEKH IS LAW!!!!
SUTEKH IS GOD!!!
SUTEKH IS THE BEST!!!
SUTEKH IS ONLY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!

^ THIS !!! FOR SUTEKH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Retardation guide for Dummies   Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:28 pm



This is his wife after he trolled her to death!!!!
WHERE IS THE FUCKING HUMANITY HERE!!!???
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PostSubject: Re: Retardation guide for Dummies   Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:54 pm

for Sutekh, this has to be the ugliest wife ever... who in Sutekh's name is allowing this to happen.
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